Monthly Archives: April 2013

Proper care of children

Always look directly at your child.  NEVER walk away!  Not to go to the toilet, not to answer the phone, not to cook dinner.  NEVER LOOK AWAY!

Also, remember to use your laser beam eyes when watching your child.

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Important news stories

It’s getting harder to tell the difference between the Sci-Fi shows I watch and the actual news.

CNN’s front page:

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Why are we here?

Saw this display in a toy store for car window shades.  The children really don’t look so happy about having their photograph taken in the car.  Also, I’m pretty sure the pictures weren’t taken for an ad or with their permission.  It just looks too strange.  I don’t think they have any idea why their picture is being taken.  Did the product photographer just open random car doors and snap photos or was he just lazy and took pictures of his own kids to paste in the picture later?

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Signs in Texas

My mom took a picture of this sign the other day on her way to the store.  I wonder what’s more disturbing.  The mis-spelling of liquor or DRIVE THRU TO GO liquor store.

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