Grammar is important

I saw this piece of graffiti at Ikea the other day.  I thought it was very responsible of the boy to correct his English.

Give me a sign

I see this sign when I take the train.  It’s on the top of the Clarion Hotel.  I can imagine the conversation with the company who made the sign.
“Yes, this is the Clarion Hotel.  We need a sign.”
“What kind of sign?”
” To go on top of our hotel. You know, a Clarion Hotel sign.”
“Clarion Hotel [...]

Ax throwing

Ad for an ax throwing competition.  It’s not a good newspaper if you can’t find an ax throwing competition or two.